The Simpsons Drinking Game
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The Simpsons Drinking Game

The Simpsons Drinking Game

Short about the show

The series is a satirical depiction of American life, epitomized by the Simpson family, consisting of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield and parodies American culture and society, television, and the human condition.

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Drinking Rules

The drinking game rules are character-based, pick one of the family members and drink along to their famous traits!


  • He says “mmmmmmm” (often while drooling over donuts)
  • Eats a donut
  • Says, “D’oh!”
  • Drinks something
  • Drools
  • Is working at the Nuclear Power Plant
  • His weight is mentioned
  • He strangles Bart
  • Does something idiotic
  • Gets a new job
  • Calls Bart for “Boy”


  • Interacts with Maggie
  • Kisses Homer
  • Marge Cooks
  • Marge says, “Family.”
  • Marge is upset with Homer
  • Marge Grumbles or nags about something


  • Says “Man” (Like “Don’t have a cow, man”)
  • He Spraypaints
  • Hangs out with Milhouse
  • Does poorly in school
  • He pulls a prank on someone
  • Laughs
  • He is riding his skateboard
  • He argues or fights with his sister
  • Gets in trouble
  • Gets called to Principal Skinner’s office


  • Says something smart
  • Says something feminist
  • Plays the Saxophone
  • Does well in school
  • Argues with other kids


  • Makes a sucking sound from the pacifier
  • Falls down
  • She appears to be more intelligent than the average baby

The other half of the drinking game is that you have to drink when one of the characters acts a particular way:

Other Characters:

  • Barney drinks
  • Barney burps
  • Smithers does or says something homoerotic
  • Smithers says, “…Sir.”
  • Smithers says, “Sector 7G”
  • Mr. Burns does or says something evil
  • Mr. Burns asks, “Who is that man?” when referring to Homer
  • Moe says something depressing
  • Moe is holding a weapon
  • Skinner says, “Mother.”
  • Skinner has a Vietnam flashback
  • Super Nintendo Chalmers yells “Skinner!”
  • Edna gives a single “Ha!”
  • Nelson gives a “Ha Ha!”
  • The bullies (Nelson, Jimbo, Kern, and Dolph) are bullying someone
  • Patty or Selma are smoking (two drinks if both are at the same time)
  • Patty or Selma chuckles/laughs
  • Grandpa is confused or rambles on about nothing
  • Grandpa falls asleep
  • Itchy kills Scratchy in a horrific way
  • Krusty, the clown, says, “Hey, Hey!”
  • Krusty enjoys a cigarette
  • The Simpson family is in church
  • Ned Flanders says something with a “doodly or diddly” or “Neighboring.”
  • Apu says, “Thank you, come again.”
  • Someone orders a squishy
  • For every credit, Troy McClure lists after “Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from…”
  • Otto is driving the bus (1 drink) | Otto is outside the bus (2 glasses)
  • Chief Wiggum displays incompetence 
  • Raph does/says something incompetent
  • Dr. Hibbert chuckles
  • Groundskeeper Willie refers to himself in the third person.


Please remember to drink responsibly! This post isn’t meant to make you sick due to the over-consumption of alcohol. PartyPingo does not encourage irresponsible drinking of any kind. Stay safe, everyone!

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