Wanna get drunk fast?
Remember, Remember the 5th of November
Curve the beer!
Anyone else want to negotiate?
I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you.
I bled and it hurt like a son of a bitch.
Christmas Eve is just a month away!
Santa Clause is coming to town!
I'm so hungry I could eat a whole elephant.
There's nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard..