Go ahead and call us alcoholics, but most events goes best with a bit of alcohol. Cruises, A festival, koncerts and sports is just even better with a couple of beers or drinks with your friends. While you’re usually not allowed to bring alcohol to these sorts of events and the organizers earn good money from selling overpriced beers.
Are you also tired of paying a shit ton of money just your party on. We’re here to show you how to get drunk without having to pay ridiculous amout of money.
Would you consider hollowing a bread to smugle af bottle of liquor to a festival? Or for the more adventurous making your own treasurehunt and bury a couple of bottles before the event starts? What about buying booze smuggling-gear for the sole purpose of getting liquor past the guards? Read here about ‘Bar-noculars’, tampons bottles and much more!
1. Alcohol infused candy
Oldschool Vodka and gummies mixture can be highly effective when you’re trying to sneak booze into a festival.
The way to do is simple; buy a bottle of voda and bag of gummies og mix it together in container. For the gummies to soak up all the vodka we recommend leaving them in the fridge for 4 days.
2. Pringles is your best friend
After eating your daily pack of Pringles (try to keep the seal on as good as possible) you can use it to stash your alcohol.
3. Hollow a bread
4. Empty a Mouthwash
5. Empty a Sunscreen
Or buy a Suncreen Flask here!
6. Bury your liquor in advance
Before the campsite is up go out with a shovel and bury your bottles of liquid gold. Mark the location on your phone with the GPS-coordinates and prepare for an awesome treasure hunt.
7. It’s sound wierd, but you can inject alcohol into an orange
The orange’s absorbing texture makes it easy to inject the liquor through the skin.
Booze smuggling gadgets
Here’s a list of awesome gadgets you can get for smuggling alcohol.
2. Buy a Booze Bra
Ridiculous? Maybe! But you can buy one here!
3. Create your blackouts, “Bev-Cam“
4. Flask Sandals
They might be ugly, but you can store alcohol in the sole. Get a pair.
5. A lifetime supply of Tampon Bottles
Get your own tamponflasks here! Plus side, no one will touch these and you’ll have your alcohol for yourself.
6. Might look wierd on a festival but whose gonna judge you when they find out you’re carrying alcohol.
Get your’s here! Can be used in the office as well.
7. Get an extra Beerbelly
Get yourself a Fake beer belly here!
Genius in it’s own way xD
Please remember to drink responsibly! This post isn’t meant to make you sick due to the over-consumption of alcohol. PartyPingo does not encourage irresponsible drinking of any kind. Stay safe, everyone!
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